About Me
Remington Bishop Lamons writes weird and whimsical. He is an attorney by trade (if you came here looking for estate advice and don’t know what’s going on, please click here). But long before he ever drafted a trust, Remington was writing stories. His first story, If You Give a House a Problem, was self-published and self-illustrated.
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Published Work
For my younger audience and their guardians (angelic or standard), please note that my short stories are written for an adult audience, and may contain adult themes and language.
- Calamari – Published in BRUISER
- The Coiled Snake – Published in Defenestration Literary Magazine
The Clockwork Crow of Kyoto
A lonely clockmaker discovers a mechanical bird that only speaks in forgotten memories. A surreal journey through the hidden alleys of Japan where time behaves like a stray cat
Shadows in the Inkwell
A struggling writer finds that every character he kills off in his manuscript starts appearing in the real world. A dark, gripping tale about the thin line between creation and madness.
The Man Who Collected Tuesdays
Arthur doesn't live like everyone else; he only exists on Tuesdays. An intriguing exploration of what happens when the rest of the week belongs to someone you’ve never met
Novel in Progress
Middle Grade Fantasy – Roughly 50,000 words, 40-50 evil henchmen, and one epic waterslide
90%
Loaded
Something is Brewing...
The Library of Lost Echoes
Mysterious, Surreal, and a little bit Dusty
Friends and influences. Okay, mostly influences…
Lots of words:
- Discworld Novels – Terry Pratchett
- All the Wrong Questions & Series of Unfortunate Events – Lemony Snicket
- Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
- I, Robot – Isaac Asimov
- The Code of the Woosters – P.G. Wodehouse
Audio-only Words:
- Imaginary Advice – Ross Sutherland
- Welcome to Nightvale – Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
Words with moving pictures:
- Over the Garden Wall (2014)
- Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood (1968-2001)
- Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
- The Sandlot (1993)
- Brian David Gilbert, Various (2017-today)
Non-fictional Words:
- 100 Ways to Write Badly Well – Joel Stickley
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again – David Foster Wallace
- Field Guide to Western Birds – Roger Tory Peterson (1941)
Less words:
- Winnie-the-Pooh – A.A. Milne
- Leaf by Niggle – J.R.R. Tolkien
- Light of Other Days – Bob Shaw
- Poison for Breakfast – Lemony Snicket
Words with Pictures:
- Hat Trilogy – Jon Klassen
- The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
- The Underwater Welder – Jeff Lemire
Words with Music:
- Barenaked Ladies – Snacktime
- Walter Martin
- Louie Zong
Rotating Tap (Best of 2025):
- Til We Have Faces – C.S. Lewis
- Piranesi – Susanna Clarke
- Love in the Ruins – Walker Percy
- The Man Who was Thursday – G.K. Chesterton
Friends and influences. Okay, mostly influences…
Lots of words:
- Discworld Novels – Terry Pratchett
- All the Wrong Questions & Series of Unfortunate Events – Lemony Snicket
- Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
- I, Robot – Isaac Asimov
- The Code of the Woosters – P.G. Wodehouse
- Discworld Novels - Terry Pratchett
Less words:
- Winnie-the-Pooh – A.A. Milne
- Leaf by Niggle – J.R.R. Tolkien
- Light of Other Days – Bob Shaw
- Poison for Breakfast – Lemony Snicket
Audio-only Words:
- Imaginary Advice – Ross Sutherland
- Welcome to Nightvale – Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
Words with Pictures:
- Hat Trilogy – Jon Klassen
- The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
- The Underwater Welder – Jeff Lemire
Words with moving pictures:
- Over the Garden Wall (2014)
- Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood (1968-2001)
- Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
- The Sandlot (1993)
- Brian David Gilbert, Various (2017-today)
Words with Music:
- Barenaked Ladies – Snacktime
- Walter Martin
- Louie Zong
Non-fictional Words:
- 100 Ways to Write Badly Well – Joel Stickley
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again – David Foster Wallace
- Field Guide to Western Birds – Roger Tory Peterson (1941)
Rotating Tap (Best of 2025):
- Til We Have Faces – C.S. Lewis
- Piranesi – Susanna Clarke
- Love in the Ruins – Walker Percy
- The Man Who was Thursday – G.K. Chesterton
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